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#HAPPYNEWYEAR @garyvee and I made my first $7.45 selling comic toilet paper :) https://t.co/ogVSBSzWLv
The #CNNNYE #TimesSquare crowds would pay big $ for a toilet about now https://t.co/SHIMsn6xQ0 @kathygriffin @andersoncooper #nye2016
Energizer Vs Duracell Shit: Also known as a "Still Going" shit.
How about this @timessquareball #balldrop #HAPPYNEWYEAR #timessquare https://t.co/jczVWDfCIf
Do you get a VIP portolet for #CNNNYE @andersoncooper ? #PressBox https://t.co/GUJmoLeaOK
Will @kathygriffin get Anderson to talk Times Square toilet tonight on @CNN? #NoPeeZone til 2017
China plans 'toilet revolution' to boost tourism https://t.co/uXdOil83Zj via @Reuters
You have never seen such weird toilet seats https://t.co/uDzLdGl2nt via @naijcom
Toilet Paper Origami: Delight #NewYearsEveParty Guests with Fancy Folds & Embellishments https://t.co/otqou4gbnx via @amazon #Kindle
Innovative Bathroom Fixtures: Take Toilet to the Next Level https://t.co/4HEehsPOcH
Why isn't the first flush of the year celebrated? #NewYearsEve #nye2016 @andersoncooper @CNN #MyMorningExpress
What's going down? Tweet YOUR #FlushFriday poop.
Where to find public toilets in #Scotland https://t.co/zJeAXR2bN8
A poop by any name: Make A Donation To The Porcelain God
Use a changing station or bathroom! its gross to change a baby in a store and put used diaper on a chair.
Avg person visits the toilet 2500 times a year, about six-eight times a day. https://t.co/KOfawjx0PB #ToiletFact
Did you have a Yule Log Shit* this AM? @thedailymeal @grubstreet *A massive log of shit the day after #Christmas. #yulelogclog #poop
Did you have a Yule Log Shit this AM? *A massive log of shit the day after #Christmas. #yulelogclog #poop
Christmas Day #toilet hole jailbreak leaves four inmates on the run in Tennessee https://t.co/IdrHJ7jFfb via @3onyourside
A poop by any name: Make A Delivery To American Standard
How to ask ''Where is the toilet'' in Greek - Parakalo, Pou Ine I Tualetta #Translation #Toilet #Language
The Wet Cheeks Shit: Also known as the "Power Dump". That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed …
Don't flush anything except toilet paper and 💩 poop no Christmas logs in the bowl and I'm looking at you @30RockTree #merrychristmas
What's going down? Tweet YOUR #FlushFriday poop.
5 Common Complaints About Automatic Flush Toilets https://t.co/i0AWgTK783
Do zombies ever poop? #TWD They may be grouchy from constipation eating a #paleodiet #TheWalkingDead
A poop by any name: Make A Cleveland Steamer
Where and how do people in Times Square pee on NYE? #FirstWorldProblems
Where to find public toilets in #Brisbane QLD, Australia https://t.co/L4Ja6ZKEzd
Diaper clogs airplane toilet, cancels flight https://t.co/YNl7YD3NGP lavatory
A poop by any name: Lucy Placing A Charlie Brown Kick
When a toilet flushes https://t.co/CTLl1OLqlQ Via @Terryschreiber #toilet
What's going down? Tweet YOUR #FlushFriday poop.
How to ask ''Where is the toilet'' in German: Wo ist die Toilette, bitte? #Translation #Toilet #Language
A poop by any name: Losing Some Weight The Quick Way
The "What The Hell Died In Here?" Shit: Also sometimes referred to as The Toxic Dump. Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bath…
History of Toilet Paper https://t.co/taIvwMuglS
#ToiletFact In 1890, the Scott Paper Company manufactured toilet paper on a roll, much as we know it today. https://t.co/76bgOKrSv3
Dog Weight Loss: What Dog Owners Need To Know About Poop https://t.co/NtUXmjzBmU
Where to find public toilets in #Portland https://t.co/7KLI83tpTJ
What's going down? Tweet YOUR #FlushFriday poop.
A poop by any name: Lose Ten Pounds In One Minute
A poop by any name: Lose A Few Pounds
Would you use @Starbucks less if they didn't have a #bathroom? Answer the *bux POLL https://t.co/Baq7hmdagz https://t.co/C6TtVi5vW1
You know it's #Christmas when the Egg Nog Urine Cakes foam up in the urinal. At least I hope it's #eggnog. Is there a #doctor in the...
Feeding the #Poop Log: A #Catalan #Christmas Tradition https://t.co/a5sEWrRYgB
The Pebbles-From-Heaven Shit: An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually CAN'T shit.
Toilet Paper History: How America Convinced the World to Wipe https://t.co/GXkCiK47ca
A poop by any name: Load Your Pants
8 Alternate Uses for a Toilet That Only a Mother Can Appreciate https://t.co/q53tbyHC0h via @The_Stir @scarymommy
What's going down? Tweet YOUR #FlushFriday poop.
Urinal or trough? 93% prefer a trough. https://t.co/T6ylrLHh4L
Where to find public toilets in #Dubai https://t.co/C6uofYienb
A poop by any name: Logging Out
The Floater: Characterized by its floatability, this shit has been known to resurface after many flushings.
LOST: The last piece of toilet paper https://t.co/g500dsBDOL
Do Big Cats Bury Their Poop? https://t.co/gSEYAnL5HL
How to ask ''Where is the toilet'' in Italian: Mi scusi, dov'¥Ë_ il bagno? #Translation #Toilet #Language
Why Do Dogs Eat Poop? https://t.co/1KtclAjmCp via @LiveScience
A poop by any name: Logging Into The Toilet And Making A Huge Download
What's going down? Tweet YOUR #FlushFriday poop.
Toilet Yoga because sometimes sh*t doesn't happen https://t.co/cw8XHeYjlJ via @ToiletYoga great xmas gift exchange book
DNA analysis of bluebird feces reveals benefits for vineyards https://t.co/NcBHkHaEfK #poop
In a 1992 survey, British public toilets were voted the worst in the world https://t.co/KOfawjx0PB #ToiletFact
How to ask ''Where is the toilet'' in Pig-Latin = Excuseay emay, erewhay isay ethay athroombay? #Translation #Toilet #Language
Penguins poop 5 to 10 times the force a human does to shoot their poop away from their clean nests. via @WhatTheFFacts #flushfacts
It's not that complicated, but just in case this #toilet comes with simple directions https://t.co/CJt3EVSwRI
Where to find public toilets in downtown #Chicago https://t.co/vLGmnLnxFj
A poop by any name: Logging
Shitzopherenia: Fear of shitting - can be fatal!
What's brown and sounds like a bell? DunGgggg #badjoke #poop
When you forget to put the toilet seat down. https://t.co/vRbAaRp6ey
World Toilet Day is celebrated on November 19 of every year https://t.co/51pyIqlVtc 1 out of 5 children die of diarrheal disease
Why Is Bird Poop White? https://t.co/ePSDazor71
Toilet Myth #7 (Weird-But-True Plumbing Facts): Flushing your goldfish is OK. https://t.co/jgbPIaeHmF https://t.co/xwqUYxsDTA
Answer: Cash, Ass or Grass. What surface has more bacteria? (A) ATM, (B) Toilet, (C) Joint. #flushfriday https://t.co/fldE2yPBYo
What's going down? Tweet YOUR #FlushFriday poop.
A poop by any name: Letting The Toilet Know Who's Boss
A poop by any name: Letting Loose
Where to find public toilets in #Boston https://t.co/cRDKUjcza7
Listen to science guy. #washwithsoap https://t.co/qws00keq6F
Only in #LasVegas the flagship #tacobellcantina. When you want Upscale Shits cc @grubstreet
#ToiletFact The standard size of a sheet of toilet paper is 4.5? by 4.5?. https://t.co/76bgOKrSv3
A poop by any name: Let The Dogs Out
real meaning of "YOU GO GIRL" https://t.co/K4okXkuGZj via @imgflip
Premeditated Shit: Laxative induced. Doesn't count.
7 of the Worldí�s Most Picturesque Places to Poop https://t.co/RnM0FywOgi
What's going down? Tweet YOUR #FlushFriday poop.
How to ask ''Where is the toilet'' in French: pardon, o¥Ë_ sont les toilettes? #Translation #Toilet #Language
A poop by any name: Let The Corn Out
A poop by any name: Lengthen The Spine
How to ask ''Where is the toilet'' in Turkish - Pardon, Tuvalet Nerede #Translation #Toilet #Language
The Corn Shit: No explanation necessary.
Pee on your senator, congressman, boss, neighbor customizable Urine Screen https://t.co/dAOmMLg5WU urinal cake kit. Add your photo 2 pee on
Seabird Poop Carries Ocean Pollution Ashore https://t.co/mQapk63MqF
A poop by any name: Leaving A Floater
What's going down? Tweet YOUR #FlushFriday poop.
A poop by any name: Lay Some Pipe
The Italian toilet handbook. How to poopa do pische. https://t.co/GEtDqm4KzG
The Peek-A-Boo Shit: Now you see it, now you don't. This shit is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.
Elevating Poop Science to an Art https://t.co/u1nUse4Z4U
There really is a #poop café in Toronto’s Koreatown https://t.co/MhV9QtSKDP I want to know, do they have stool samples?
Attention Untitled Customers. Do not throw paper towels in #toilet and that's just Page One! https://t.co/pCEUABkuHh
Ate a lot of Halloween candy! Stay back 500 feet, here comes the Candy Corn Poop! http://ift.tt/2fAAAsX https://t.co/eZpA3S33Gl
A poop by any name: Lay Some Cable
How to ask ''Where is the toilet'' in Portuguese: Com licen¥Ë_a, onde fica o banheiro? #Translation #Toilet #Language
While he didní´t invent the toilet, Thomas Crapper perfected the siphon flush https://t.co/KOfawjx0PB #ToiletFact
How to ask ''Where is the toilet'' in Armenian - Pekaran Ooreh #Translation #Toilet #Language
What's going down? Tweet YOUR #FlushFriday poop.
A poop by any name: Lay Down Some Spicy Brown
The "I Think I'm Giving Birth Through My Asshole" Shit: Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap Shits. The shape and size of the turd…
Why Do Prunes Make You Poop? https://t.co/dnMaNHo0Qu
A poop by any name: Lay A Brick
Jetsons Toilet public toilet booth from the future https://t.co/gkrMOBQABo via @YouTube
#ToiletFact There are 333 squares of toilet paper on a roll. https://t.co/76bgOKrSv3
What's going down? Tweet YOUR #FlushFriday poop.
A poop by any name: Knit A Brown Sweater
The Liquid Shit: That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, a…
What Ití�s Like to Swim Through Poop All Day at Work https://t.co/JaN3jZdDsX
How to ask ''Where is the toilet'' in Spanish: íóDäóînde estäóç el baäóño? #Translation #Toilet #Language
A poop by any name: Jumpers In The Door
A poop by any name: Jettisoning The Alien
Global handwashing day https://t.co/OX6iW7qMYw
The Spinal Tap Shit: The kind of shit that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways.
What's going down? Tweet YOUR #FlushFriday poop.
A Guide to Pooping in the Galíæpagos Islands https://t.co/lAM0aq34n5
A poop by any name: Ií�m Touching Cloth
A poop by any name: Ií�m Prairie-Dogging
The Lincoln Log Shit: The kind of shit that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces wi…
Why Does Coffee Make You Poop? https://t.co/uBwiwK5jpN
Waterless toilet turns waste into clean water and power https://t.co/44Iwb9M8QB
Video going to the toilet and having a head pop out of the loo! https://t.co/Gi0FIWyiq8 #nycc gag
A poop by any name: Ií�m Going To Go Sit Down
The latest #FlushFriday! https://t.co/2k4cdIeeKN Thanks to @recruit365ltd @liaquat69 @ConvergingSol #toilet #bathroom
Sewer systems have heavy doses of drugs 90% of pharmaceuticals are peed out https://t.co/KOfawjx0PB #ToiletFact
What's going down? Tweet YOUR #FlushFriday poop.
How to ask ''Where is the toilet'' in Tibetan - Chap Sang Gawa Yo Rey #Translation #Toilet #Language
Did dinosaurs fart? Read: Jurassic Farts: A Spotter's Guide https://t.co/MOygFD8zIl
How to ask ''Where is the toilet'' in Navajo: Häóçadish yah anäó»da'aldah gäóîne'? #Translation #Toilet #Language
A poop by any name: Igniting A Rectal Rocket
The Notorious Drinker Shit: The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread m…
Why Do Dogs Eat Poop? https://t.co/c7pzMioV4q
A poop by any name: I Gotta Heave Ho
#ToiletFact The faucet handle in most bathrooms at work have 400 times more germs than the toilet seat. https://t.co/76bgOKrSv3
The latest #FlushFriday! https://t.co/6SDwC90m9j Thanks to @AB_CutRock @C15MNW @toiletovhell #toilet #momlife
What's going down? Tweet YOUR #FlushFriday poop.
A poop by any name: Hershey Squirts
How to ask ''Where is the toilet'' in Klingon: nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e' #Translation #Toilet #Language
A poop by any name: Helping The Groundhog Find His Shadow
The Power Dump Shit: The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you're done.
When Is the Best Time to Poop? In the Morning https://t.co/qGfVg0E6zc
A poop by any name: Heave a Havana
A poop by any name: Having A Food Baby
The latest #FlushFriday! https://t.co/efH6zGDP6e Thanks to @Wolfie_The_Derp @qaiserthethia @PatriotBlake
What's going down? Tweet YOUR #FlushFriday poop.
Giant Animals' Poop Makes the World Go Round https://t.co/v9qqKOsQUC
The Clean Shit: The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.
A poop by any name: Having A Code Brown (at work)
How to ask ''Where is the toilet'' in Welshí_: Ble mae'r toiled? #Translation #Toilet #Language
A poop by any name: Have Some Alone Time
The Ghost Shit: The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.
The latest #FlushFriday! https://t.co/WxZn6aNDox Thanks to @jef_poskanzer @kettleandfire @timolehtinen
How Bird Poop Nearly Destroyed California's Power Grid https://t.co/ckmCW2STwA
What's going down? Tweet YOUR #FlushFriday poop.
The toilet is flushed more times during the Super Bowl halftime than at any time during the year. https://t.co/KOfawjx0PB #ToiletFact
The @Guggenheim Museum's 18-carat gold toilet to open to public https://t.co/Dq3ALYCUxK
A poop by any name: Have A Mud Baby
How to ask ''Where is the toilet'' in Indonesian - Permisi, Dimana Kamar Mandi #Translation #Toilet #Language
A poop by any name: Have A Crap
How to ask ''Where is the toilet'' in Vietnameseí_: Nh�Ê v_ sinh _ _äóÁu? #Translation #Toilet #Language
#ToiletFact Urine on the toilet seatäóñathough disgusting, is a nearly sterile liquid. https://t.co/76bgOKrSv3
The latest #FlushFriday! https://t.co/ObnIIpHXRC Thanks to @OrijoReporter @limey1945 @Republicgh
The "Gee, I Really Wish I Could Shit" Shit: The kind where you want to shit, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit …
What's going down? Tweet YOUR #FlushFriday poop.
Finnish Company Wants to Power the Country With Horse Poop https://t.co/hDmNPh5sot
A poop by any name: Hang A Rat
George Clooney once shit in his roommateí´s catí´s litter box #ToiletFact
A poop by any name: Grow A Tail
Download Sit or Squat, user rated nearby toilets https://t.co/zBxtyQA92k @ProterGamble @PGEveryday
A poop by any name: Pinching A Loaf
The latest #FlushFriday! https://t.co/MvqzDSf19k Thanks to @lorenzc @Latest_UK_News @vunnavon
A poop by any name: A Floating Crap Game
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A poop by any name: Grow A Monkey Tail
The Porridge Shit: The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two choices: (a) flush and keep going, or (b…
Spice Up the Bathroom! Sexy Lip Kiss Toilet Paper https://t.co/LPFKqSCMtj