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The "What The Hell Died In Here?" Shit: Also sometimes referred to as The Toxic Dump. Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odor. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gagging and gasping for air. https://t.co/YxVbvbVzqm
What's going down? Tweet YOUR #FlushFriday poop.
Love the pooparos https://t.co/Eb5QA66yLZ These super-cute toy toilets are full of surprises that make potty play a laughing blast! #poop #gift
What Not to Flush https://t.co/A0cIbHysge via @YouTube
Money down the toilet: Camden turns wastewater to power https://t.co/8XwHfDq7pX @nj1015 https://t.co/xSesoX9FZo
#ToiletFact We use an average of 57 sheets of toilet paper a day. https://t.co/76bgOKrSv3 https://t.co/ilLMlkqODI
What's going down? Tweet YOUR #FlushFriday poop.
Owner of Potsdam’s toilet gardens says he won’t back down if ticketed https://t.co/Zfakq4FPqd https://t.co/wHd7oKQyyu
Little Crapper classic heavyweight t-shirt https://t.co/xEY0Z8qFLs @NewOrleansPrint https://t.co/489MAXBFKc
Good Things About Toilets in Finland https://t.co/f3jd7NMThe https://t.co/CiqtU8qpNB
Wedding ring flushed down toilet found 9 years later in NJ town https://t.co/h6FURw4AvN https://t.co/2xWj4rbJHm
The Pebbles-From-Heaven Shit: An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually CAN'T shit. https://t.co/UidDosuZYb
Why poop is funny. 'When Words Take on New Meanings' by Stuff You Should Know https://t.co/9IPj45JOXf
8 reasons why you’ve got foamy urine all of a sudden https://t.co/MqEKGSefNy via @health24com
Join the scientific quest to track #penguin #poop from space. It could help protect the species. https://t.co/gE5uCezNOH via @voxdotcom https://t.co/teXxnDmf9G
What You Need to Know About Mexico Utilities—Water, Toilets, Phone https://t.co/tKTZLj59nA https://t.co/Zg5HigCoFe
Poop-etrators leave mess on Las Cruces family's porch https://t.co/Q77q8vr9cD via @CrucesSunNews https://t.co/15ZKbvXWHL
What Happens When 25,000 Amazon Workers Flush Toilets? https://t.co/qYeHTCwnJn https://t.co/urLfpuL0p7
This toilet sign in Elgin has been branded 'offensive' https://t.co/UjC4P77eWc https://t.co/qSTpqwFVuB
Send reindeer poop for a xmas gag! The Super Dooper Reindeer Pooper Candy Pooper Dispenser! https://t.co/2YuWvqVGqM #Xmas #Christmas https://t.co/R6YkenKoz7
Get SHIT Done, a Motivational Funny Coffee or Tea Mug - 13oz Glass Double-Sided Mug https://t.co/kPCI27kk5Y #Christmas gift ideas https://t.co/sCtNeN5Cvy
Snowman Poop, Elf Poop, Reindeer Poop - Homemade Christmas Gag Gift Ideas https://t.co/kltAXWxoQY
The Elf on the Shelf caught Pooping and MOVING...AND I ATE IT! Gross! https://t.co/cCsz1omGpD #christmas #poop
Bricks Made of Urine — Our Pee Is 'Liquid Gold' https://t.co/XXNnmXPU9L via @HowStuffWorks https://t.co/PsUMUbHlRD
Porch pirates pranked with package of poop https://t.co/UTMcK64A8g https://t.co/iYdd3Ng2nF
What's going down? Tweet YOUR #FlushFriday poop.
Where is the toilet in Slovenianæ: Kraj je WC? #Translation #Toilet #Language https://t.co/VBC3HMqLri
The Floater: Characterized by its floatability, this shit has been known to resurface after many flushings. https://t.co/IuTL6mRzkQ
What's going down? Tweet YOUR #FlushFriday poop.
An Idiot’s Incomplete Guide to the Bidet https://t.co/Um2lyNrD44 @vagabondish Warning: Inevitable, perhaps obligatory, bathroom humor ahead. https://t.co/fvLIUlc6la
if your dog poops please pick it up https://t.co/RlvYdLbfZ6 #poop
This robot can clean your #toilet (but very slowly) https://t.co/4Za6fG6lTH https://t.co/SzwKGSIKMF
Real Struggles Of Using a Public Bathroom https://t.co/fUWkS4uXCj https://t.co/vdIB9rykCx
This Mom’s Viral List of #Bathroom Rules Lays Down the Law https://t.co/b1bZc3VmDD https://t.co/5wSShaVOmd
A gift you may regret giving https://t.co/uKwxAk6vKz Farting Poop Emoji Pen - Makes 7 Funny Fart Sounds - the Funniest Farting Friend Ever
Poo-Pourri Before-You-Go Toilet Spray Holiday Set of 2, 2 oz Bottles, Secret Santa & Merry Spritzmas Scents https://t.co/7dGhcdz2qr gift idea https://t.co/z0X4ObJlAu
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. https://t.co/KOfawjx0PB #ToiletFact https://t.co/B4RJv23adA
Always close the #toilet lid when you flush The answer may surprise you — and gross you out. https://t.co/agQa18HYRG
Where is the toilet in Spanish = ËDÑnde està el baÐo? #Translation #Toilet #Language https://t.co/Yzj2cmeag8
The Toilet is Saving Our Lives! https://t.co/mhfPnU31aG via @EWCtweets https://t.co/5ozwWZjg0k
Shitzopherenia: Fear of shitting - can be fatal! https://t.co/WZ0H4Rsu21
It Takes 1.71 Days to #Poop Out a Lego https://t.co/xSbE4Nnksu via @SmithsonianMag https://t.co/LJBX2ZViiT
Poo-Pourri Master Crapsman gift set https://t.co/1xAC93H3dO before you go toilet spray. Great gag gift exchange forthe holidays https://t.co/m7VN0tnSoH
Call @SnakeMasterJeff when @dodo sees a snake in the #toilet. 🐍 https://t.co/Cawa10yacY
Oh, The Places You'll Go: #Toilet Signs Try To Help https://t.co/UQyFbNM3cE thanks @m_scribe for the #bathroom signs
What's going down? Tweet YOUR #FlushFriday poop.
French Toilets Les Toilettes de la France https://t.co/YKbG7wXTI2 https://t.co/HTGgM0Xq8l
Is this called a bowl movement? Barney Smith's #Toilet Seat Art Museum is moving to North Texas https://t.co/3EcX4ESHzg via @mySA https://t.co/ocU4GSWW0K
Rolling in toilet paper: Sheriff buys 24,000 extra rolls https://t.co/potqTy5Sbg via @jamaicaobserver https://t.co/VwqghjRUEb
If you have this inside your toilet, it may explode government agency warns https://t.co/D4lYDoHmbY https://t.co/6wKfvkflFi
Where is the toilet in Slovakæ: Kde je zàchod? #Translation #Toilet #Language https://t.co/8Y5F0xuq7e
To my coworker: When you pee in a stall, please lift seat. Or I'll pee on your desk chair. https://t.co/cs6ckPa9NT
Pros and Cons About Using Toilets in Sweden https://t.co/v0zdKimhBA https://t.co/RmFw7EnyAD
What's going down? Tweet YOUR #FlushFriday poop.
Premeditated Shit: Laxative induced. Doesn't count. https://t.co/GWtJ4aLorq
Ten Things You Can Do for UN World Toilet Day https://t.co/Se4NhywKtQ #worldtoiletday via @WorldToilet
5 Ways To Celebrate World Toilet Day https://t.co/0ecC3oUFPO #worldtoiletday https://t.co/ZTz51UkeYx
France to China by toilet #WorldToiletDay https://t.co/jUtfroxO56 @UN_Water https://t.co/D4EZibYIeO
#ToiletFact World Toilet Day takes place on November 19 of each year. https://t.co/76bgOKrSv3 #WorldToiletDay https://t.co/88wznRAEsw
Poop has long been a North American taboo. But companies like Tushy and Squatty Potty are sensing an opportunity to strike gold in all that brown https://t.co/VDRclg5F8s
Outbreak of Multidrug-Resistant #Salmonella Infections Linked to Raw Turkey Products Be careful or you'll have a very poopy #Thanksgiving. https://t.co/aElWofMgIW
Why Scientists Are Rushing to Catalog the World’s Poop https://t.co/aiOF2kPzXa via @singularityhub https://t.co/LVV5AdiZq3
What do toilets have to do with climate change? https://t.co/HiyAHAEPF5 via @wef https://t.co/d0WneSILf6
Report: 620 Million Children Lack Proper School Toilets https://t.co/EtoawL0jyZ
has to be #tacobell https://t.co/KiJXJ8eKLL
Do plants poop? https://t.co/62PhyuQSwq via @PopSci
Chrissy Teigen Hilariously Documents Her Travels With Luna's Potty Training Toilet | Entertainment Tonight https://t.co/8RV7nGJjDA https://t.co/NftVhDScWA
What's going down? Tweet YOUR #FlushFriday poop.
What Can You Expect From Toilets in Iceland and How To 'Do Your Business' https://t.co/mcjqqYskL6 https://t.co/9zBzujaFty
The Corn Shit: No explanation necessary. https://t.co/WyYTAmevAO
Uncle John's Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader (book) https://t.co/eZGNa9dKMg short medium & long sections for brief visits+extended stays https://t.co/W2Q4v1Hidy
What's going down? Tweet YOUR #FlushFriday poop.
The Truth About Greek Toilets https://t.co/nczNka2I8T https://t.co/GRBfWI20vf
TGIF It's #FlushFriday! What's going down? @scarytoilet @jk_rowling @serenawilliams @JulieChang https://t.co/h19gbTGetu
Where is the toilet in Russianæ: ___ _________ ______? #Translation #Toilet #Language https://t.co/cmronHZAEM
The Peek-A-Boo Shit: Now you see it, now you don't. This shit is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control. https://t.co/TL9O5VGuVC
Delta's New Airbus A220 Boasts A Bathroom With A View And More Room In Coach via @forbes https://t.co/r4ZqsBAHnp
What's going down? Tweet YOUR #FlushFriday poop.
Free Restrooms in London: Know Where to Go https://t.co/CT14hhYnsA #Loo https://t.co/LDEkcpZiV8
Deadly Bacteria In Your Bathroom You Probably Didn’t Know About https://t.co/YPGBfb6F10 https://t.co/6wUWMoT66U
A government campaign to install 110 million toilets in India is changing where and how its citizens relieve themselves https://t.co/BMAKdP9h9Z via @BW
The best, and worst, toilets all travellers with have to deal with https://t.co/ku50ad8Dfm via @TravellerAU https://t.co/ju4fFPbRJx
Burger King’s Halloween Slushie Does Something Scary To Your Poop via @IFLScience: https://t.co/o1j53vsOM8 #halloween #poop https://t.co/4INKtmqFeD
From glitter-soaked walls to hobbit houses, these are the best restrooms across the USA https://t.co/Bo8iW5VG3k via @lptravelnews #toilet #restroom #bathroom #squat
I've fallen and I can't . Tweets have fallen off the twitter search results. Help me @twitter https://t.co/FqzagyY2lK
In 1890, the Scott Paper Company manufactured toilet paper on a roll, much as we know it today. https://t.co/KOfawjx0PB #ToiletFact https://t.co/fpJhv4Q5AW
Where is the toilet in Bengali - Bathroom Kothaay #Translation #Toilet #Language https://t.co/7AEJCUs1p1
New Jersey 'Pooperintendent' Pleads Guilty To Public Defecation https://t.co/sdJDDZ4JBx https://t.co/AWlhUaMaVH
The "I Think I'm Giving Birth Through My Asshole" Shit: Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap Shits. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards. https://t.co/xscEYxd95y
What's going down? Tweet YOUR #FlushFriday poop.
Africa Travel Tips: How to Use a Squat Toilet https://t.co/YCfD1Ou1LL https://t.co/jgrXirZkoi
Music to get you moving request @WFUV #Mixtape Brick House from the Commodores Thanks @carmelholt https://t.co/Ehn9AydFd2
Caution 🚽 falling ceramic tiles #bathroom https://t.co/Zk6SfyYGSA
Your #Poop Is Probably Full of Plastic https://t.co/BZDys4ZwJ1
Now that’s a crappie job https://t.co/uRWmBlD91F
TGIF It's #FlushFriday! What's going down? @hodakotb @JeffAllenComedy @kathygriffin @MaryKoCo https://t.co/G0vn3Xh0qS
What's going down? Tweet YOUR #FlushFriday poop.
What Is a Bidet? A Traveler's Guide to Foreign Bathrooms https://t.co/MSJHQ9RuPh https://t.co/7fybDr79Ak
the real nightmare to @BurgerKing's "Nightmare" burger gives ya green shits #NightmareKing #BurgerKing https://t.co/81frDm0Jbl
Where is the toilet in Romanianæ: Unde este toalet_? #Translation #Toilet #Language https://t.co/7n0g8HJRWS
The Liquid Shit: That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute. https://t.co/E19ZTltb9o
wash your hands it's #GlobalHandwashingDay https://t.co/Uxtc4ojREN
GIFT SEASON is coming up. The perfect funny gift for any potty-humor and coffee or tea lover in your life, for your quirky coworker. Stocking stuffer, gag gift, birthday present, holiday office gift exchange. https://t.co/v7dkUBvFFx https://t.co/9xTtJ1oBhU
Global handwashing day https://t.co/OX6iW7qMYw
What's going down? Tweet YOUR #FlushFriday poop.
Public Toilets in Russia and Eastern Europe https://t.co/Jj8mHreA5q https://t.co/1yU7ATuZ5D
The Spinal Tap Shit: The kind of shit that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways. https://t.co/0mdm33snw1
How to Unclog a Toilet Using Only Common Household Ingredients https://t.co/etplXN1lF1 via @PreventionMag #flushfriday https://t.co/cUNaGbZHxW
I think this @realDonaldTrump TP Tweet gets the top #flushfriday this week #BrownRoom #GreenRoom #morningshow https://t.co/ejZcAmY5GM
I think I found my #Halloween costume https://t.co/peHrgBGgIs costume&index=aps&camp=1789&creative=9325&linkCode=xm2&linkId=2b95a6b5722c514709f8fe493dc91c62 #poop #emoji https://t.co/Zv8p9OFNVx
Stool Bus creative paint job on septic truck. https://t.co/6mP1gKUovq
TGIF It's #FlushFriday! What's going down? @GeorgeTakei @michaelianblack @KattFunny @SarahKSilverman @allywalker1 https://t.co/08rbpEfwUM
What's going down? Tweet YOUR #FlushFriday poop.
Squat Toilets in Asia Tips and Instructions for Using Asian Squat Toilets https://t.co/kNxKsqg6xO https://t.co/UVtDkG2mrm
#toiletemergencies The More You Know https://t.co/D1m682pjjx
The Long, Unglamorous History of the Toilet https://t.co/3jlHSm9qCu via @gizmodo https://t.co/NITmHULhFf
The Private Lives of Public Bathrooms https://t.co/scppAScblQ https://t.co/K9FHtz3AT1
Using a #toilet may sound like the simplest of tasks, but if you aren't used to #France and French plumbing it can be a daunting exercise https://t.co/1NSygsWDfd translation: Comment utiliser les toilettes en France
This public restroom is a mess. #bathroom #toilet #grafitti https://t.co/GNcZ4F5Ult
The Lincoln Log Shit: The kind of shit that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush. https://t.co/AzmDW7kw3w
Up Your Bathroom Game in a Jiffy https://t.co/rkahc3Eeqe https://t.co/zykQQW8Gnb
TGIF It's #FlushFriday! What's going down? @anthonyjeselnik @rainnwilson @kirstincoletv @azizansri @carmelholt https://t.co/z1O1jme57V
Urban Outfitters apologizes after officer is refused use of Tallahassee store's bathroom https://t.co/EJ2BVcKLja via @tdonline https://t.co/YRKtdq0SXd
As West Grows, Water Use Declines Thanks To Better Toilets https://t.co/2RyYF69vY7 https://t.co/xevOMFCDAE
Where is the toilet in Portugueseæ: Onde _ o banheiro? #Translation #Toilet #Language https://t.co/eI6egddSpe
What's going down? Tweet YOUR #FlushFriday poop.
‘Calling Facebook a toilet is a little unfair to toilets’: HBO’s John Oliver flush with anger for social giant https://t.co/qhxwjsMLff via @GeekWire #LoveYourToilet https://t.co/yYIjl2e7wg
‘I pooped my pants’ – heres what its like living with IBS https://t.co/gXPTo2ssSo via @health24com https://t.co/eMSaIDzlVt
Want to convince someone you're not a robot? Use the word 'poop' https://t.co/OKk0vosmce https://t.co/f2VWLyLfz8
Mistaking it for toilet, passenger opens exit door of Patna plane https://t.co/lzjcYBxo8n via @thetribunechd #ShitHappens
Where is the toilet in Swedish - Ursakta Mig, Men Var Finns Toaletterna #Translation #Toilet #Language https://t.co/1JQkMURrzt
The standard size of a sheet of toilet paper is 4.5_ by 4.5_. https://t.co/KOfawjx0PB #ToiletFact https://t.co/p1K31cFZgR
What's going down? Tweet YOUR #FlushFriday poop.
The Notorious Drinker Shit: The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush. https://t.co/p1auFyk07c
#10: 6x12 Inches Vintage Feel Rustic Home,Bathroom and Bar Wall Decor Car Vehicle License Plate Souvenir Metal Tin Sign Plaque https://t.co/tKr1dRNhhe
Easy ways to update your bathroom on any budget https://t.co/jT8aIs1hmF
Probiotics: If you don’t just poop them out, they may muck up your guts https://t.co/VSXjVxLA3A https://t.co/BURzlqcMWE
Pupils banned from going to the toilet at Eastern Cape school https://t.co/z4jq6y7eU2 via @SowetanLIVE
Please Tell Me It’s Normal To Have Stringy Poop https://t.co/hNWnbhHuma via @WomensHealthMag
11 Things You Should Never, Ever Keep in Your Bathroom https://t.co/1LnS68Zhmg
Sniffing out poop error in detection dog data https://t.co/kiLVNiMRXH via @physorg_com
Is a poop a day necessary for good health? Five experts have the same answer https://t.co/9vTdUYNx5q via @qz https://t.co/Aoxkv9APHC
The sadistic quest to design an even tinier airline toilet https://t.co/yAcq34FrQl https://t.co/On0wxO77VY
What really happens when you flush with the toilet seat up https://t.co/x8omocnVam #FoxNews #Poop
Look Who Came Crawling Back: The Filthy Public #Toilet Stall You Thought You Were Too Good For Turned Out To Be Your Best Option https://t.co/JN6nYPMKwX via @clickhole
Japanese toilet fans rejoice — bidet-style washlet water guns are here! https://t.co/EUllJrO63I via @RocketNews24En
Don't Drink Pig Poop! Hurricane Florence could flood North Carolina's hog manure pits, taint drinking water https://t.co/Fo96PhkTZs #HurricanceFlorence
What's going down? Tweet YOUR #FlushFriday poop.
Send Toilet Paper. The End Is Near.
Everybody Poops 10 Million Pounds: Astounding Fecal Facts from a Day in the City (paperback) https://t.co/rp0DC4uQF0 https://t.co/VX7edfk63M
The Power Dump Shit: The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you're done. https://t.co/eezSVkXDH9