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A fish owner writes “What does a healthy #Betta #poop look like?” Dear Fishy Fecal Friend, your Betta’s poop should be brown, round and clumpy like in this video https://t.co/plC4ptN4dP Stringy 💩 poo could mean a sick Betta. #FlushFriday

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A fish owner writes “What does a healthy #Betta #poop look like?” Dear Fishy Fecal Friend, your Betta’s poop should be brown, round and clumpy lik…

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Police: Don’t flush drugs; you might make a ‘meth-gator’ https://t.co/K16ay31VE4 via @torontostar #Toilet #Methgator

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OOPS, I #StandWith #poop on my shoe 💩 https://t.co/EeOoHy4I3f

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The Serial Toilet Clogger of Sheboygan, WI is going to jail for 150 days https://t.co/zZAStCMYiW via @BoingBoing https://t.co/zeLMOqKQBr

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What's going down? Tweet YOUR #FlushFriday poop.

All the water in the toilet turned to steam #ItsSoHotThat https://t.co/GgneZG0giV

We knew this was coming: @Pampers Smart Diapers Automatically tracks baby's wet diapers https://t.co/jCS2937nyD https://t.co/5Zrn6nGBME

A fish owner writes “What does a healthy #Betta #poop look like?” Dear Fishy Fecal Friend, your Betta’s poop should be brown, round and clumpy like in this video https://t.co/plC4ptN4dP Stringy 💩 poo could mean a sick Betta. #FlushFriday

What's going down? Tweet YOUR #FlushFriday poop.

The Hot Pink Lapee Urinal has been rolled out at a music festival in Denmark in the hope of cutting lines and improving safety for female festival goers and port-a-potties https://t.co/pHDdt9Q65t https://t.co/DbnpocqUH6

Police: Don’t flush drugs; you might make a ‘meth-gator’ https://t.co/K16ay31VE4 via @torontostar #Toilet #Methgator

Intelligent Toilet Cover Market to Witness Exponential Expansion by 2028 | Key Players: Toto, LIX... https://t.co/wGobDLJ4zT via @YahooFinance https://t.co/EBUTq7pXg8

OOPS, I #StandWith #poop on my shoe 💩 https://t.co/EeOoHy4I3f

use paper towel because doorknobs have germs too #bathroom sign https://t.co/okKczZJYg1

The Serial Toilet Clogger of Sheboygan, WI is going to jail for 150 days https://t.co/zZAStCMYiW via @BoingBoing https://t.co/zeLMOqKQBr

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